Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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