i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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