omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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