hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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