forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i will never coherently bang her
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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