Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
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he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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