i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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