bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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