It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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