Your tits are I can't wait for
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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