so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We have started to decorate penises.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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