I could make wine with my vomit
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So vagazzling was a success
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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