trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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