do herpes really smell.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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