your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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