I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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