does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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