Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
