We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
