too bad you live with your parents still
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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