I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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