There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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