I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
do herpes really smell.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Randomize