Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
