Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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