Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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