It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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