On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think my fart just growled at me.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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