Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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