just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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