Are we in a gay sports bar?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
How external is "for external use only"?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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