If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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