Don't you send me to vm
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
