pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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