We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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