doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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