Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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