So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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