I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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