so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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