i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Pappa wants mamma naked
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.