Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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