Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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