Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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