I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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