I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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