Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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