Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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