So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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