I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
