i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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