I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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