Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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