There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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