ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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